🍻 O’zapft is! This Oktoberfest team is made for the Oktoberfest

Half of Germany is in Oktoberfest fever. Reason enough for us to provide you with an eleven of football professionals that should never be missing at the Oktoberfest. Guaranteed, with these names you will get a table in every tent and, with a bit of luck, a meal on the house.

Ben Voll: Congratulations to the parents for this great name combination.

Eduardo Camaminga: Did you know that Minga means Munich in Bavarian? Now you know.

Eric Bier: An Englishman who plays in Bavaria and is basically called Beer: If he’s not a machine at the glass, who is?

Ozan snuff: Of course, the good snuff ‘kabak’ cannot be missed at the Oktoberfest.

David tap room: Light drinks taste much better than energy drinks, right?

Robert Anstich: Please let the boy get to the keg first, then no beer will go to waste.

Jordan Hendlson: Before it gets to the glass, half the chicken has to be reined in.

Excessive palacios: Anyone who imitates too much Palacios without experience will quickly end up on the vomit hill.

ThoMaß Müller: And that was it.

Marvin Gulsch: Always down with it.

Niclas Vollkrug: The West Ham striker seems to know the rules of the Oktoberfest: a lot of tips are given in the first round, then the mug doesn’t stay empty for too long.

Coach Enrico InMaaßen is joined on the bench by Florian Wiesnwirtz and Xaver Schlager. We say: With this team there is definitely a murderous Serhou Gaudirassy.