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topicnews · October 18, 2024

Dave Bautista calls Trump a “weak, chubby toddler” in a viral video.

Dave Bautista calls Trump a “weak, chubby toddler” in a viral video.

Dave Bautista mocked Donald Trump’s masculinity on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”, calling him a “weak, chubby toddler.” in a clip that has gone viral.

The “Guardians of the Galaxy” star and former pro wrestler listed the reasons he didn’t take Trump — or his perceived machismo — seriously as he alternated between boxing and other traditionally male workouts.

Kimmel initially prepared the clip after noticing Trump’s strange fondness for The Village People’s disco anthem “YMCA.” “No matter how gay his music is, young, straight white men love Donald Trump. They see him as a “macho, macho man,” if you will. He eats red meat. He claims to follow UFC. He’s into crypto, sneakers and NFTs. He’s a guy, a brother and a boss all rolled into one.”

The late-night host cited a recent New York Times poll that showed Trump leading Kamala Harris by 17 points among male voters. “But is he the strong alpha male these men think he is? He’s not one of the toughest guys I know.”

Bautista’s insults came as quickly as his fists in the video:

He wears more makeup than Dolly Parton.

The guy is afraid of birds.

Donald Trump and his father paid a doctor to say his wide feet hurt so he could avoid the draft.

He sells imaginary baseball cards and pretends to be a cowboy firefighter, but he isn’t strong enough to hold an umbrella.

He cheats at golf.

He sneaks through beauty pageant dressing rooms.

He’s moody, he sulks, he throws tantrums. He acts like a five year old.

The guy needs help walking downhill.

After all this, Bautista delivers the final blow: “This November, let’s stop kidding ourselves. Donald Trump is afraid. Of rain. Of dogs. Of windmills. About Meryl, fucking Streep and being laughed at. And most of all, he’s afraid that real, bloodthirsty American men will find out he’s a weak, chubby toddler.”

After playing a clip of Trump saying in a childish voice, “Mom, take me home,” Bautista asks, “What’s wrong, tough guy?” Did someone grab you? [bleep]?”

You can watch Jimmy Kimmel and Dave Bautista’s comedy segment in the video above.